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Daily Lobo Valentine's Haikus

Kenn Rodriguez

Contributing Writer

if loving you is

So wrong, I wanna be

1+1=3

Our love: a barrel

Going over a cliff

Wrapped in bubble wrap

Loving you is easy

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'cause you're beautiful

and because you smell good

Laura Mann

Photo Editor

Love your spots and your eyes

But most expecially

Your smooth, hot pink thighs

Nathan Jacquez

Reporter

Erin the most fair

Your eyes make me love my life

You are my true love

My heart bleeds a lot

Warm gushing blood inside me

Yearns to be with you

The Daily Lobo is

The daily slave to the grind

With love from Nathan

Ryan Floersheim

Assistant News Editor

Gotta be creative

With only three fuckin' dollars

But pockets full of pride

My life seems futile

Valentines day makes it worse

At least I'm high

Jeff Proctor

Reporter

My policy? No

Girlfriend means no sap on Val-

entines day. Ever.

Sari Krosinsky

Design Director

Today, chocolate

Tomorrow, paper hearts and

Lovers in the trash

Don't have the option

To turn into sea foam if

The prince don't love you

Arthur Simoni

Managing Editor

Lace, lingerie and

A bottle of merlot wine

Naw, where's the remote

What does this have to

Do with news, the coach would say

We sure do miss him

Will Fisher

Campus Billing

My world is all wrong

Because what was mine is gone

I just don't belong

Eric Howerton

Web Editor

Milk chocolate, yum!

Gobble them up. Wait! Too late

Lactose intol'rant

Daven Quelle

Advertising Coordinator

Your eyes shining bright,

With heart and arms open wide --

"Mommy, I love you!"

Angela Williams

Editor in Chief

Water dripping slow

This is the sound of all our

Hearts breaking tonight

Clay Holtzman

News Editor

Cute blonde caught my eye

Seven months of pleasure time

I'm your valentine

Margarita Ortega y Gomez

Reporter/Copyeditor

His lips and nose pressed

On my shoulder as he breaths

My back, his small, smooth desert.

Sierra Netz

Production Assistant

You are so divine

The taste of you lingers on

The tip of my tongue

Libby Kelly

Production Assistant

Who needs chocolate?

Punching bag and Daredevil

Work so much better

Jacque Oldfield

Reporter

Twisted sheets hang low

You laugh then you kiss my mouth

Morning is our time

Amanda Jackson

Editorial Assistant

You said Valentine's

Day proposals are clichÇd.

They're not. Hint Hint Hint

Dustin Haberman

Reporter

At least my K.Y.

Jelly and my hand doesn't

Fear my jungle love

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